Instagram · TikTok · X · LinkedIn

Your profile,
roasted by AI.

Scores, grades, and a ranked fix list in 30 seconds — for creators who want brand deals, not just views.

Free to start·No credit card·30 seconds

@nikolas.sapaInstagram· live data
Overall
75/100
Bio Grade
B
Engagement
18.94%
Niche Clarity
80/100
TOP ISSUE

Your bio has no CTA and reads like a grocery list. Nobody knows what you do or why they should follow.

Fix list — ranked by impact

1Rewrite bio with a clear niche hook + CTAHigh
2Pin your top-performing post to profileMed
3Increase posting frequency to 4×/weekMed
· OVERALL SCORE· BIO GRADE A–F· ENGAGEMENT RATE· NICHE CLARITY· POSTING FREQUENCY· HOOK ANALYZER· VIDEO TRANSCRIPTION· CONTENT ROADMAP· COMPETITOR COMPARISON· PDF EXPORT
· OVERALL SCORE· BIO GRADE A–F· ENGAGEMENT RATE· NICHE CLARITY· POSTING FREQUENCY· HOOK ANALYZER· VIDEO TRANSCRIPTION· CONTENT ROADMAP· COMPETITOR COMPARISON· PDF EXPORT

THE HARD REALITY

Why the algorithm is
ghosting your content.

You're posting more than ever, yet your reach is flat and your following won't budge. The problem isn't your content — it's your profile.

Checking your stats won't fix them.

Knowing your engagement is low is like weighing yourself every hour while you're starving. A dashboard doesn't tell you what to fix — it just confirms you're being outgrown while better-optimised creators take your audience.

Your profile has "dead zones."

When someone visits your profile, they're asking: who are you, what do you do, why should I follow? If your bio, highlights, and pinned posts don't answer all three in 3 seconds — you've already lost them. Forever.

Generic creator tips are just noise.

"Post more." "Use hashtags." "Go viral." Advice that applies to everyone applies to no one. You need a diagnosis of your specific profile — not a recycled checklist that ignores what's actually broken.

THE OUTCOMES

Turn your audit into
real growth.

ProfileRoast doesn't just give you scores. We give you a ranked fix list — ordered by what will actually move the needle for your specific platform and niche.

Roast my profile — free
1

Steal competitor followers

Find the exact gaps your competitors’ profiles leave open. Content that matches your niche perfectly is rewarded by every algorithm.

2

Rank on the algorithm's radar

The algorithm only pushes you to people likely to follow. Fix your profile signals and it starts doing the distribution work for you.

3

Build authority brands pay for

A well-positioned creator profile is a sales page. Brands search for creators who clearly own their space — not ones who post everything.

WHY IT WORKS

Four levers. One audit.

Fix Your First Impression

Your bio is your storefront. We grade every element: hook, niche signal, proof point, CTA. Then tell you exactly what to rewrite.

Understand Your Real Engagement

Not vanity metrics — benchmarked engagement against your platform average. Below average? You'll know precisely why.

Dominate Your Niche

AI reads your last 10 captions and scores niche clarity. A confused niche means a confused algorithm. We un-confuse both.

Get a Ranked Fix List

Every issue ranked by impact. No generic advice. A specific, ordered action list for your exact profile — in under 30 seconds.

THE PROCESS

A proven system for
compounding profile authority.

Clear scores, real data, and an active fix list — precisely designed for the creator economy and the algorithms that run it.

Your Handle
Instagram · TikTok · X · LinkedIn
AI Audit Engine
Scrape · Score · Analyse
Your Roast
Scores · Grade · Fix List
Step 1

We map your profile's blind spots

We understand your profile the way algorithms and real visitors do. What questions your bio answers. What's over-explained. What's missing entirely. This becomes the foundation of your audit.

Step 2

We build a score that compounds

Not everything is equally broken. We decide what matters most, what supports it, and what unlocks growth later. Each score earns the right for the next fix to have maximum impact.

Step 3

Deliver a fix list you can act on today

Once the diagnosis is clear, action is simple. Callouts are written to fully resolve the issue, match your platform norms, and rank by what will actually move the needle.

“This is not just a score generator. It's a system designed to earn you visibility, trust, and long-term growth in the creator economy.”

THE TOOLKIT

Everything you need to
start growing.

We stripped away the vanity metrics. Here's exactly what you get, out of the box, to make your profile actually work for you.

01FREE

Find your profile's blind spots

We analyse exactly how algorithms and real visitors read your profile. Instead of summarising your metrics, we surface the missing signals and weak elements your competitors have fixed — exposing the exact gaps where your profile is invisible.

Bio grade A–F · Niche clarity · Hook quality · CTA analysis
02FREE

Understand what the algorithm actually rewards

We benchmark your engagement rate against platform averages and real creator data. By filtering out vanity numbers and surfacing the signals that actually drive distribution, we show you exactly where the algorithm is suppressing your reach.

Engagement rate · Posting frequency · Platform benchmarks
03PRO

Build niche authority that compounds

Stop competing against yourself. Our AI reads your last 10 captions and aggressively scores niche clarity — identifying topic drift, audience confusion, and the exact repositioning moves that will make the algorithm start pushing you to the right people.

Niche clarity score · Caption hook analysis · Video transcription
04PRO

Publish your growth plan on autopilot

Skip the endless guessing about what to post next. Based on your transcriptions, engagement data, and niche — a personalised 30-day content roadmap structured to systematically close your profile gaps and compound your authority over time.

AI 30-day roadmap · Competitor comparison · PDF export

BY PLATFORM

Every platform has
a different blind spot.

ProfileRoast audits what actually matters on each platform — not the same checklist copy-pasted four times.

INSTAGRAM

Why your follower count plateaus after 5k

Engagement rate vs. your niche benchmark
Niche clarity — are you one thing or everything?
Posting rhythm and consistency score
Bio grade + missing call to action
TIKTOK

Why some videos hit 100k and most die at 200

Hook strength — first 2 seconds analysed
Content niche consistency across posts
Posting frequency and peak timing
Profile completeness and discoverability
LINKEDIN

Why your thought leadership gets 8 likes from coworkers

Profile completeness — headline, about, featured
Niche authority — specialist or generalist?
Posting consistency and engagement signals
Clear CTA for inbound leads or opportunities
X / TWITTER

Why you're posting daily and stuck at 800 followers

Bio clarity — clear POV or noise?
Niche focus — consistent topic or random takes?
Posting consistency and momentum score
Profile setup — pinned post, header, avatar

A PERSONAL NOTE

Let's build this together.

ProfileRoast isn't just an automated score. It's a genuine attempt to give every creator access to the kind of honest, specific feedback that most people only get after years of trial and error.

“Your first audit is on me. If the scores are honest and the fix list is actually useful — buy more when you need them. If not, no hard feelings.”

N

Nikolas

Founder of ProfileRoast

Roast my profile — free

No credit card required

PRICING

Stop guessing.
Own your growth.

No subscription. Buy audits when you need them — each one includes the full Pro report with roadmap, competitor comparison, and hook analysis.

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$0
1 free audit
Bio grade A–F
Engagement analysis
Niche clarity score
Shareable roast card
AI Coach (5 messages)
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1 Pro Audit

Launch price · never expires

$5$15
Full roast + fix list
AI 30-day roadmap
Competitor comparison
Video hook analysis (IG)
All 4 platforms
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BEST VALUE

5 Pro Audits

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$10$25
Everything in 1 audit
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Use across any platform
Stack on future audits
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EVERY PRO AUDIT INCLUDES

Full Roast + Ranked Fix List

Specific callouts ordered by what will actually move the needle.

Video Transcription & Hook Analysis

AI scores your recent Reels hooks. The lever most creators ignore.

AI 30-Day Content Roadmap

A personalised content plan based on your real data and niche.

Competitor Comparison

See how your profile stacks up against creators in your space.

COMMON QUESTIONS

Doubts about ProfileRoast?

We know you've tried “growth tools” before. Here is exactly how we're different — and how we protect your time and trust.

Is the free audit actually free?+
Yes. One free audit per account, no credit card required. You get the full scan — bio grade, engagement rate, niche clarity, posting frequency, and a ranked fix list.
How long does an audit take?+
About 30 seconds. We scrape your public profile in real time and run the AI analysis immediately.
Do I need to give you my password?+
No. We only read publicly available data — your bio, public posts, engagement metrics. We never ask for credentials.
What platforms do you support?+
Instagram, TikTok, X (Twitter), and LinkedIn.
How is this different from other creator tools?+
Most tools give you dashboards and vanity metrics. We give you a specific, ranked fix list based on your actual profile — not generic advice. Every callout is tied to a real problem on your real profile.
Are the launch prices going up?+
$5 and $10 are launch prices — locked in forever for early buyers. Standard prices after launch will be $15 and $30.

My competitors are already growing.

Become the creator
brands chase.

Free audit. Real data. Specific callouts. Results in 30 seconds.

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